Holy christ. I am not a girly girl. I have not been planning my wedding since I was 5. Or at all. The fact that I'm even getting married is a miracle.

I joined theknot.com. I thought I would get some good ideas, maybe talk to some women who were grounded and logical and maybe even surly. Hahaha no. Every post I've read has been vapid and ridiculous. And people are categorizing budgets as "under $20,000" "20,000-$30,000" and so on. Um, WHAT? Am I on the wrong website? Where is the "under $5,000" category? Or the "cheap as fucking possible" category? Where is thelowerclassknot.com? Good grief.